99. Scott Brown

REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST We’re not sure how old you have to be to get hot and bothered by the bear-rug treasure trail in Scott’s antique Cosmo shoot, but let’s just say — it’s older than us. Mommy, is this what porn was like in the Stone Ages? And why did that gross man with the cheesy pickup truck lie about blocking health care?

LOOKS LIKE He’s gonna get tea-bagged in his next election