94. Tim Burton

REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST Would someone please make the scary homeless-looking goth man stop ruining the fairy tales? Apparently Sleeping Beauty is next — sponsored by Ambien, perhaps? Wait, here’s a screenplay idea: put Johnny Depp in kooky makeup, then give him fluorescent hair and a British accent! Consider that one on the house, T-Dog.

LOOKS LIKE Bob Geldof after chin-reduction surgery