54. Tareq Salahi

REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST One day you’re bragging on Facebook about how you infiltrated a White House dinner without an invitation. The next you’re being questioned by federal investigators for cracking their security infrastructure. And yet, at the end of the day, you’re the same bored, polo-playing, reality-show-bound socialite loser you were before the controversy started.

LOOKS LIKE An even more spoiled Tucker Carlson