53. Jon Gosselin

REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST Following his divorce from fellow reality-TV leech Kate, Gosselin left his brood of eight children to launch a mid-life crisis for the record books. His dating pool has included the daughter of his ex-wife’s plastic surgeon and the tabloid reporter that the Star sent to, ahem, “cover” him. Ruddy-faced and bloated, this absentee dad now seems to focus his time on scoring Ed Hardy tees, smoking, convincing paparazzi that he’s worth stalking, and avoiding venereal diseases.

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