40. Pat Robertson

REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST After the Haiti earthquake struck, claiming more than an estimated 200,000 lives, Reverend Nutter explained that this seeming natural disaster was no accident. The Haitian people brought it on themselves, he said, after they signed, you know, that contract with Satan. “They were under the heel of the French . . . Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.’ True story.”

LOOKS LIKE He gets his news from the Onion