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36. Simon Van Kempen

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REASON(S) HE’S ON THE LIST The weird freckles, the Brillo goatee, the insipid parenting manual: this creepy, metrosexually ambiguous husband on The Real Housewives of New York City makes our ovaries crumple. The Speedo episode in the Hamptons still gives us nightmares.

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