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Yeah, Herman Cain is so unsexy, right?
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2. Herman Cain

Where to begin? The (alleged) sexual harassment shenanigans? The Palin-esque obliviousness on foreign policy? Let's go with his 9-9-9 "plan." To combat nationwide paucity, Cain proposes a national sales tax to make stuff harder to buy, and a flat tax that fucks everyone except Scrooge McDuck. Cain may have “suspended” his campaign, but his unsexiness remains — from his annoyed-math-teacher diction, to his incessant book-flogging, to his weirdly weak shoulders. It’s like someone stuck his face on top of an allegedly philandering traffic cone.