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5. Charlie Sheen

He made way, way, way too much money starring in a crappy sitcom. He's an unrepentant hooker- and/or wife-battering coke fiend. Then he became perhaps the first man in showbiz to actually, literally take his bipolar breakdown on tour and charge tickets. But those aren't the primary reasons to recoil from Charlie Sheen. His vilest transgression was convincing every jackass in the country to repeat his stupid nonsensical catchphrases long after the joke got old. Fortunately, the shelf life of tiger blood expired just in time to sink Sheen's one-man show.
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