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8. Doug Hutchison

We're not sure which scenario is creepier: that this cradle-plunderer wedded his bleached-blonde teen-skank bride as a publicity stunt, or that the couple tied the knot because they actually share some sort of deep love connection. Scratch that, we do know: it's the latter. Watching this paunchy old dude tonguewrestle with his 16-year-old wife sort of make us want to gouge our own eyes out. We now find this guy more disgusting than we did back when he was on The X-Files playing a guy who could squeeze his body into tiny cracks and devour your liver.
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