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9. John Lackey and Josh Beckett

Nestled in the shadow's of "America's Most Beloved Ballpark," we here in the Phoenix offices were privy to a firsthand glimpse of the mood in the Fenway area this September, and let us tell you, it was fucking depressing. And because it wouldn't be right to levy that blame on any one player, we're going to give you two: John Lackey and Josh Beckett. We realize it's not us signing their paychecks, but paying triple-digit ticket prices to see these two goons limply take the mound in between their chicken-and-beer-fueled video-game sessions? No thanks.
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