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11. Mark Zuckerberg

Quit changing the Facebook homepage layout, you raging dweeb, it was fine the way it was. Now that we got that out of our system, let's get to the real issue at hand. This twerp is making billions selling off our private info to advertisers, and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it. (Well, we could cancel our accounts. But then how would we keep tabs on how much weight our eighth-grade boyfriend's wife is gaining?) Reportedly, Zuckerberg once called Facebook users "dumb fucks," which is a real nice way to talk about the people who provide the singular reason that you get laid, ever.
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