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27. Rick Perry

It's a tricky thing to write about what makes Rick Perry unsexy, because the reasons will already be out of date by the time you're reading this. Whether he’s trying to give every girl in Texas an HPV shot, or saying that his state should secede from the Union, Rick Perry has an opinion to upset everybody — when he can remember any of them. There's nothing less sexy than watching a handsome man with a full head of hair degenerate into a babbling lunatic at a debate. Maybe he should drink more before his speeches.
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