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61. Adam Sandler

Remember when Adam Sandler was young and funny . . or, at least, young? Or when he matured in 2002 and made Punch Drunk Love? Well, this holiday season, Sandler brought us Jack and Jill, where he comically plays both the brother and sister characters! To reiterate: Adam Sandler . . . in drag . . . as a middle-aged . . . single . . . overweight . . . Jewish woman! Is that not the fountain of comedy gold from which the humor gods truly must sup? Seriously, how does he keep getting people to go to these terrible movies? Zohan? Grown Ups? It's like he signed a blood contract with some kind of comedy Mephistopheles, a demon who insists that the definition of funny is people in fat suits.
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