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62. Furniture Guys: Bob, Bernie, Jordan

If ever there were three guys who would have zero friends if they didn't give Red Sox tickets away, it's regional furniture moguls Bernie Rubin, Bob Kaufman, and Eliot Tatelman — all of whom make Ernie Boch Jr. look cool. We hate these guys not just because they all vaguely resemble George Costanza, but because it's impossible to buy a new couch in New England without benefiting some shameless self-promoting dickhead with a hard-on for pro athletes.
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