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66. Rex Ryan

There's nothing sexier than success, but unfortunately for the loudmouthed New York Jets coach, that's been hard to come by this season. The only thing less sexy that watching Sexy Rexy putting his foot in his mouth — the league fined him $75,000 for telling a heckling fan to "go fuck yourself”— is watching him put actual feet in his mouth, like in the home videos that surfaced last year (but will haunt us forever). If that's not vomit-inducing enough, how about this quote on the gastrically altered coach's post-Thanksgiving meal. "The lap band was in trouble," he said. "It got stretched out. I was stretching that bad boy out." Yikes.