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68. Newt Gingrich

Despite his weaselly voice, Cabbage Patch Kid looks, and history of personal and political loathesomeness, this presidential candidate is occasionally drowned out in the vast ocean of even more appalling Republican higher-office hopefuls. Also, his voice was not long ago drowned out by a dozen or so protesters from the Occupy Boston women's caucus, who mic-checked his pale ass into silence at Harvard, and inspired Newt to lash out at dirty, jobless Occupiers on the national debate stage the next evening.
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