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72. Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly is such a hideous asshole that we had to break a longstanding rule of not putting Phoenix alumni on this list just to anoint him (yes, he interviewed porn directors for us in the 1970s — no joke). The only person on the planet less funny than conservative Dennis Miller, O'Reilly is currently using his platform to claim that "corporate greedheads" are not responsible for our shit economy. We'd educate him, but Bill's arch-nemesis Joy Behar does a good enough job of bruising the dude on a daily basis.
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