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91. Sam Mullet

The introduction of the phrase "renegade Amish group" into the media vocabulary has got to be some kind of high-water mark of human ridiculousness. Inauspiciously named 66-year-old Sam Mullet and his cadre of self-styled vigilantes have terrorized other Ohio Amish enclaves over the past several months, performing night raids on compounds, vindictively ridding the male inhabitants of their facial hair. Upon marriage, Amish men enter into an infinite No-Shave November of sorts. Those uber-whiskers are sacred. Not cool, Mullet.