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92. Michael Bay

Imagine if right now there were an EXPLOSION!!! and then all of these words were replaced by special effects, like if you had synesthesia, and then instead of making any point or having a cohesive narrative, you just stared at a hot girl in between gun fights. Also, Hasbro robots from space. That's pretty much what Michael Bay is doing to American cinema, while raking in more money than any man who lives with just two dogs needs. Even Uwe Boll wants to fight him, and he's the worst director of all time!
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