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95. Perry Farrell

With his swinger ascots, his homeopathic remedies, and his gratuitous shirtlessness, this guy currently embodies everything bad about Los Angeles. His cross-eyed perma-grin makes him look like Eli Roth's inbred uncle. His fondness for elbow-length gloves screams “snuff-porn lead.” And his implant-tastic trophy wife, Etty, isn't nearly as entertaining as Ice T's beloved Coco, though we're pretty sure Perry's in a pitch meeting somewhere trying to sell their love affair to someone. Also, Satellite Party sucked. Just stop, weird amphibian man. Please.