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99. Whitey Bulger

We're not sure why it took so long for authorities to locate accused Boston crime boss and mass murderer Whitey Bulger. Not just because they clearly knew where he was, but because his ruddy Irish melon should have stuck out in Santa Monica as noticeably as a woman with real tits. Now that he's our problem again, though, the most unsexy thing about this fraudulent fucknut is his bogarting the news cycle like Charlie Sheen on free coke day with a fistful of fifties.